Treemendous
(from - 22 October 2001)
A carving you won't forget
J.P. Parshall's landlord was going to cut down a tree in his yard in Lacey, Wash. "I was sitting there one day and thinking, 'I know what I can make out of that'," Parshall said. "I told him to leave a 7 or 8-foot section" and then carved the remains into a giant phallus. He says most passerby like the carving, but a few have complained to the sheriff, who refuses to take action. "We don't have a county ordinance that I know of that says you can't carve your tree into a penis," says Thurston County Sheriff Capt. Dan Kimball. Some people have stopped to salute the carving, since Parshall has mounted two American flags on the top. But come rainy season, he says, the flags will be replaced with a giant condom "to promote safe sex." Find other At Home articles
Comments
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brie : will all of you stop going onto all the stories and saying lame, thats lame, thats not funny, stupid!
if you dont like the fucking story then dont goddamn read it assholes!! i thought it was pretty funny (04/01/2012)
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brie : will all of you stop going onto all the stories and saying lame, thats lame, thats not funny, stupid!
if you dont like the fucking story then dont goddamn read it assholes!! i thought it was pretty funny (04/01/2012)
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Stephanie: I think it is creative and hilarious; not necessarily nasty and pervo. We have to many prudes left in the world, afraid of openess and devoid of a sense of humor. (16/12/2010)
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Carey: That is just nasty! Who in their right mind would do that? I can't believe the landlord is okay with it.(04/12/2008)
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just me: That's disturbing...(01/01/2008)
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Sponge Bob: LAME!(14/03/2007)
