'Tis the season to be silly!
(No user rating) (from MaRTee - 03 November 2000)More stuff that's too hideous to keep and too expensive to throw away!
Not content with the initial amusement and eventual loss of sanity caused by “Big-Mouth-Billy-Bass” the sensational singing fish and other such animatronic tat, the inventors of our discontent have produced yet another astounding article only this time it has a festive theme. When the wing of this DANCING CHRISTMAS FLAMINGO is pressed the perky poultry responds with furious a tap dancing routine to the tune of jingle bells! As if that wasn’t enough, it’s fitted with the customary motion sensor so if you are that way inclined you’ll have no trouble in scaring the living bujeezus out of any guests who you can convince past the bird without arousing their suspicion. To add insult to infuriation there is no excuse not to activate the winsome oiseau all Christmas day to be had as batteries are included.