More real Family Fortune responses
(from http://www.businessballs.com - 11 May 2006)
Real answers from the popular television show
Q. Name an instrument you can play while walking in the street
A. A cello..
Q. Name a type of oil
A. Sewing-machine oil..
Q. A word beginning with Z
A. Xylophone
Q. Name an animal with horn
A. A bee
Q. Name a medieval weapon
A. Hand-grenade
Q. Name something made of wool:
A. A sheep
Q. Name something a bridegroom might wear
A. A dress
Q. Name an animal with a long tail
A A rabbit
Q. Name something a train-spotter would have in his pocket
A. A magnifying glass
Q. Something you put out for the birds
A.
Q. Name a way to prevent snoring
A. Put a pillow over his face
Q. Name a song from 'The Sound Of Music'
A. Dancing Queen
(Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..")
Q. Name someone who works early hours
A. A burglar
Q. Something made to be wheeled around:
A. A hammer
Q. Name a reason for kneeling
A. To be beheaded
Q. Name a measurement of liquid
A. Paint
Q. Name a wild animal that's native to
A. A bear
Q. Name something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house
A. Feeds your pets
Q. Name something that comes in 7's
A. Fingers
Q. Name a vocalist known by only one name
A. Michael Jackson
Q. Name a yellow fruit
A.
Q. Name something associated with
A. The
Q. Name a boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme
A. Little Red Riding Hood
Q. Name something associated with Queen Victoria
A. Her husbands
Q. Name something you hide in your socks when you go swimming
A. Your legs
Q. Name a place you would keep a pen
A. A zoo
Q. Name something associated with rain
A. Water
Q. Name an animal that lives in the English countryside
A. A lion
Q. Name a game that uses a black ball
A. Darts
Q. Name a popular TV soap
A. Dove
Q. Name a type of bag other than a “carrier”
A. Horse.."
Q. Name something you might find in a garage
A. A grand piano
Q. Name a fast animal
A. A hippo
Q. Name something that has a shell
A. Batman
Q. Name any dance apart from the waltz
A. The ball dance
Q. Name a non-living object with legs
A. A plant
Q. Name a mode of transport that you can walk in
A. Your shoes
Q. Name something you do on water
A. Wallpaper
Q. Name a musical instrument you can play in the bath
A. A drum kit
Q. Name a part of your body you only have one of
A. Your big toe
Q. Name a Thunderbirds character
A. Doctor Spock
Q. Name another TV game show with the word 'family' in the title
A. The Generation Game
Q. Name a seaside resort on the south coast
A.
Q. Name something with a red light on it
A. A Dalek
Q. Name a type of record
A. A floppy disk
Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch
A. A burglar
Q. Name something you use a microchip in
A. A fish-fryer
Q. Name a game played in the dark
A. Charades
Q. Name a part of the body you have more than two of
A. Arms
Comments
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chevaun: very quit and good (15/10/2008)
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steve: i can say i was crying with laughter and a headache to boot the funnist thing i have ever seen(08/09/2008)
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kizzyspud: very good my kids had a good laugh our sense of humour(07/08/2008)
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: i love ur porn(29/06/2008)
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Dan: Q. Name a fast animal
A. A hippo
This one is actually correct, good luck trying to outrun a hippo.. They are very fast both in and out of the water.(19/06/2008)
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Ruth: I am aching with laughter!(15/02/2008)
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siobhan: good stuff(08/02/2008)
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sam: not bad(11/01/2008)
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Katie Brazier: I have a headache from laughing so much! It's totally my sense of humour. Freaking brilliant. :D (26/11/2007)
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corinne jones: i think think it is very boring and could do better(21/11/2007)
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lucy proctor: bad game(25/08/2007)
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kelz: goooddddddddddddddddd
(20/01/2007)
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Richard: Yo lukus ow ya doing btw i loved these jokes(08/12/2006)
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luke: these are so funny i almost died of laughter(07/12/2006)
