Why does the .......
(from http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/ - 09 June 2008)
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline, “psychic wins lottery”?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?Why do doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why do you need to click on “start” to stop windows?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, while washing up liquid contains real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn’t there mouse flavoured cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitos?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the same material as the indestructible black box?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?
Why do they call the airport the “terminal” if flying is so safe?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why do they call it ‘chili’ if it's hot?
Why can’t you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Comments
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hehe: If Drunk driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?(15/09/2009)
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Thankfull: WoW. This really got me through AP HUMAN!!!(20/05/2009)
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Carey: That spoilsport doesn't have to act like such a know it all, Gosh.(04/12/2008)
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peter: honestly, these are meant to be funny, punny questionsm, you're not meant to actually answer them. sigh.(28/11/2008)
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Spoilsport: Forgot these:
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Opening the mouth stretches the lower eyelid.
Why don’t you ever see the headline, 'psychic wins lottery'? Because no-one knows who will win.(19/09/2008)
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Spoilsport: Why do doctors call what they do 'practice'? Because 'practice' means doing something practical.
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitos? Mosquitos could survive flooding.
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Because needles come that way.
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the same material as the indestructible black box? Too heavy.
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? Their wool is waterproofed with lanolin, and anyway not spun out into thread.
Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together? Because they are separated by walls.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? In case it is dropped.
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Because the former one is ironic.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Because the freezer is designed to be tightly packed, with drawers.(19/09/2008)
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: all the letters jackass(09/08/2008)
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skippy: amm for it to be an anagram i believe u have to use all d letters in that word idiot !!!(08/08/2008)
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matty f.s: he said it by using all the letters numnut. not just a few.(30/06/2008)
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Theme for a Jackal: hmmm...anagram...well there's gram...man...ram...nag...rag(27/06/2008)
