More Insurance Claims(No user rating) (from www.businessballs.com - 19 March 2010)
People really should re-read their insurance claim forms before sending .....
"I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.."
"Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.."
"I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof." (from an Australian claim form)
"I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard”
“didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"
“ knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk."
"Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature? A: "I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan."
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
“A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."
"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."
“As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."
"My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle."