The unluckiest guy
(from - 06 November 2000)
a version of a much travelled but 'funny' story written by a Swedish person
The story about the poor motorcycle-testing man (Just wasn´t his day) is probably not true. That story has wandered around the world in different shapes. In Sweden these kind of stories are called "Klintbergare" after Bengt Klintberg who has published a couple of books with stories like that. It is always someone else who have heard a friend who has an uncle (Sid???) who heard/read the story somewhere sometime... And we can suprisingly often read stories like that in newspapers now and then. But it is a good one. Here is the story I heard from a friend who has an cousin who heard/read the story somewhere: It was this man who got up from bed in the middle of the night. He stood by the window and smoked when his dog came up from behind. Suddenly the dog placed his wet and cold nose in the mans naked behind. He jumped and fell out of the window. His wife waked up when she heard the noise of broken glass. She found her husband all bloody after jumping through the window. She helped him into the bathroom and cleaned his many wounds. Of course she used tissues with an inflammable liquid. She dropped the tissues in the bowl and went to call an ambulance. Meanwhile his husband sat down on the toilet and lit a cigarrett. When he finished smoking he dropped it into the bowl. Boom! and the man got a flame in his behind. Paramedics came and started to carry him out. They asked his wife what happened and when she told them the story they started to laugh so bad that they dropped the poor man. Who broke his arm... Find other Urban Myths articles
Comments
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Carmin: didnt i just read this in another article....(29/07/2008)
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Mr.mysterious: Hah he just copied it from one of the other articles......it's so damn lame.(11/03/2008)
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Trippy Trey: not too great of a story. but am I the only one who caught on the the subtle LSD reference in this insert? Hahaha(22/02/2008)
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wow: this story SUX major ass!~
it justt diserves a "wow"(14/12/2007)
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jonjon: this story sucked. first off the grammar and spelling was horrible. then the physics of the story just dont work out. its lame.(26/11/2007)
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jess: wtf " His wife waked up when she heard the noise of broken glass." his wife WAKED up? hahah anyways this story SUCKS(08/10/2007)
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jack T LOVER: I LONE DOGS BUT NOT AS MUCH AS JACK t(20/03/2006)
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leggy: interesting but i agree with annie(21/02/2006)
- Alix: What an interesting story, but i agree with Annie Bananie(30/11/2005)
- me: i agree with cuddles(07/10/2005)
- jon: yeah... its a worse version. it sux(16/09/2005)
- cuddles: I agree with Yoshi(02/06/2005)
- Yoshi: I aggree with Annie Bananie(10/05/2005)
- Annie Bananie: This story is so lame. The Unfortunate husband is much better. Take this one off the library..(29/03/2005)
- Elizabeth : The only reson i am reponding is because this story is the same as "The unfortunate husband!"(09/09/2004)
