Not as thunk as you drink
(from wacky newz - 29 January 2001)
an honest and forgetful robber
BELFAST - A forgetful alcoholic turned himself in to the police after spotting himself on a security video in the midst of a robbery, Belfast Crown Court was told Wednesday. William Nixon, 36, saw himself on a television crime program wielding a fake gun as he robbed a filling station in Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland. Nixon, who had spent his entire welfare benefit check on drink before the raid, staggered out of the garage with his booty of 250 pounds ($404) and wished the stunned assistants "all the best."Find other Drinking articles
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= =: borring(27/02/2009)
- doom: good on ya mate, keep it up!!(09/11/2005)
- Harry Scrotum: not so good stuff(23/05/2005)
