A really big pile of elephant poo!
(from wacky news - 08 November 2000)
Man killed by laxative induced number two
PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly -- and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. "It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen." Find other Animals articles
Comments
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Dave: Fatty and skinny went to the zoo............ lol(12/10/2010)
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Trev: What A load of SHIT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(12/10/2010)
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james: what a sh**y way to go(15/03/2008)
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Kitty: That poor man, what an awful last hour of life!(12/01/2007)
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BECK SAYS: HILLARIOUS, COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING POOR ELEPHANT THOUGH- BEING LOADED FULL OF LAXITIVES(20/10/2006)
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???: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(20/08/2006)
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leen: what a shame(31/07/2006)
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leah: funny as f***(23/04/2006)
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suuki: gross gross gross(07/01/2006)
- rebekah: sucked in to the poor buggga(14/11/2005)
- colleen: what a load of sh*t!! lol(05/11/2005)
- Dylan Calvert: HAHAHAHAHAHA poor sod(31/10/2005)
- lexcity: U never know these days u just got to be very careful (22/10/2005)
- guest: I hate to make light of someone elses tragedy, but I never laughed so hard in my life!(23/03/2005)
