Miss-judged
(from Darwin Awards - 20 December 2007)
Love letters, don't you?
There was a rape case at a Northern Crown Court in the late 70's at which, according to a local crime reporter, a juror fell fast asleep. The victim was asked to repeat what her attacker said prior to the incident. Overcome with embarrassment, the girl was permitted to write it on paper.
The paper was folded and passed along the jury box. Each member in turn read and registered surprise on seeing words to the effect that 'nothing in the entire history of sexual congress equals the comprehensive going-over which I intend vis a vis your excellent body'.
Sitting next to the dozing juror was an attractive blonde. After reading the note, she folded it and nudged her neighbour who awoke with a start. He read the note and looked at the blonde in wonderment. To the delight of the entire court, he then read it again, winked at her and put the note in his pocket. When the judge asked him for the piece of paper, the recently dormant juror refused to hand it over, saying that it was a personal matter."
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Comments
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Sarah: liked it(23/01/2010)
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BREE BUNDLES: like it(07/01/2009)
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Vanessa: I'm 11 and I got it..(02/01/2009)
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who knows: Hey! I'm 10 and I get it!(04/12/2008)
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Moany: Lol.
He must have felt really stupid after that.
The poor girl too.(22/11/2008)
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Brianna: that was hilarious!! i bet he was embarresed!!!(16/10/2008)
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Amanda: lol i thought it was funny(27/07/2008)
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lame: uhm wow the could of made the note a little more understandable(26/07/2008)
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Hines Ward: Haha thats hilarious. You do know that everyone who doesn't get it must be under the age of about 10 or 11.(14/04/2008)
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Samantha: It could of been better for all that it was worked up to be. If it was just for this point then it should of been shorter(05/02/2008)
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yaniela: This is funny many people would make this mistake.(24/01/2008)
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Ben: Very Funny, if you dont get you must be a bit slow..(12/01/2008)
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pudding: People like that make life worth living.(03/01/2008)
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unknown: he thinks the blonde whats to have sx wit him(02/01/2008)
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Karen: i dont get it. Its just lame(21/12/2007)
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what AAAA said: i wish they said what was on the paper(21/12/2007)
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megan: that's stupid
(20/12/2007)
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AAAA: how do u not get it, the note was what the rapist said before he raped the girl, then the guy thought it was from the juror next to him(20/12/2007)
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wut: i dont get it either...........
ummmmmmmmmmmm(14/12/2007)
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Mushroom: Hmm... I get it, but I feel sorry for him. Easy mistake to make.(08/05/2007)
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Zoe: I dont get it...(13/03/2007)
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erica: i dont get it.....(16/11/2006)
- a n d r e w: that was lame (25/11/2005)
