Insurance claims
(from - 26 April 2006)
Those classic claims from people clearly still suffering the effects of thier unfortunate experiences....
These Insurance Claims are all completely genuine and are actual excerpts from real claim forms. The people who wrote them are obviously completely illiterate !!
" I started to slow down, but the traffic was more stationary than I thought"
" I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching trucks and another on the woman behind "
" The car in front knocked over a pedestrian, but he got up, so I ran him over again "
" I collided with a stationary truck going the other way "
"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have "
" The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him "
" The pedestrian had absolutely no idea which way to run, so I ran him over "
" I saw a sad faced, old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car "
"A car drove away at speed catching our client who went up in the air and his head went through the windscreen and then rolled off at the traffic lights a good few feet away. The car then sped off and miraculously our client remained conscious and managed to cross the road."
"I am responsible for the accident as I was miles away at the time."
"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: Travelled by bus?
"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."
A customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
Q - What warning was given by you?
A - Horn
Q - What warning was given by the other party?
A - Moo
"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."
"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again."
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in- law and headed over the embankment."
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian."
"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
Comments
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yo: pretty good(12/03/2010)
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nikki: on my own on a Friday night, this had me in tears, of laughter, better than just about anything i can think of.(30/05/2008)
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Diane: Fantastic, made me cry laughing ... hahaha...!(16/01/2008)
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Chris: Hilarious, needed a good laugh :)(10/08/2007)
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emem sc: this is crazy...very funnnnnnnnnny...hahaha...!(23/06/2007)
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charlie: Brighten up a rather dull day made me laugh lots(16/04/2007)
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3 gracie: That was truely funny. I shared this with many of my friends, and they loved it too.(16/06/2006)
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Caroline : I have not laughed so much in ages!
Great Fun (26/01/2006)
