Drunk Driving
(from Unknown - 24 April 2001)
Man tries to hide his offence
A supposedly true story from Orange County:
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him
to let them take him home. He says no - he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from party the police pull him over for weaving and ask
him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police
radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block
away. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back
- and they run down the street to the robbery.
The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets
there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might
come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. X lives
there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that his is
in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have his driver's
license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his
car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find: the
police car, lights still flashing.
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Comments
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Al: It says: "they run down the street to the robbery"(03/06/2009)
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chad white: it is not intesting at all?(17/08/2008)
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roi: hillarious indeed!!!
(07/05/2008)
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Kanziie: Boring(04/02/2008)
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Matt: not funny(27/10/2007)
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nvawildthingno1: I think for those of us who has had a few too many has done some odd things...he sure must have been confused from consumption....been there done that(03/02/2007)
- Cmon Now: I liked it the first time I heard it, in Good Will Hunting(01/12/2005)
- eminem: i think this joke waz a bit weird but its still pretty funny i luv *CHRIS* AND *BRADY*(15/11/2005)
- Dakarai: This is just NASTEY'''''(14/09/2005)
- Gwen: Yep I fink it was in birmingham too(05/07/2005)
- bigjohnson: This is a great folk tale, but the version I heard was a hell of a lot funnier!!(30/06/2005)
- Russyfoot: My Grandad told me this "true" story about ten years ago. It was set in Birmingham, England then !(23/06/2005)
- beterf: they ran to the robbery(02/06/2005)
- tziahs: how could Mr. X drive the police car if the policemen had to go to the robbery?(28/05/2005)
