Voice of God?
(No user rating) (from - 13 August 2001)Man given life instruction in church
Kenny Carter of Baltimore, Md., admits he's pursued some unsavory careers. "I used to do drug dealing," he says. "I used to put women out on the street." But then he found God, and He had some unusual words for Carter. In church one day, Carter says "suddenly I heard an audible male voice that said: 'You will be a vegetable'." Um... huh? "I know! I looked around, thought I was going crazy!" But "I heard it again, 'You will be a vegetable'." So Carter now has a new career: he dresses in a bell pepper costume and as "Peppy the Pepper attracts shoppers to the produce section of a local supermarket (Baltimore Sun) ...Um, Kenny, are you sure He didn't mean you're going to be in an accident and end up in a coma, and He wanted to give you notice so you could live your life to the fullest in the meantime? Find other Health articles
Comments
- Shazza: Should have studied Waxfruitology instead!(31/10/2005)
- lee: hehe, good read- what a weirdo!(03/10/2005)
- hunish: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!(20/07/2005)
- T Medupin: Not really funny(10/06/2005)
