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Welcome to Zipadeeday, bringing you funny weird and strange stories collected from around the world.
Users are welcome to submit humorous and amusing news stories in the submit section.
| Travel: Funny but true, Airline Quotes |
| (from http://hubpages.com/hub/Funny-but-true--Airline-Quotes-to-Make-you-Laugh - 20 November 2009) |
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| On a Continental flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." .......more |
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| Drinking: DRUNK DRIVER DELIVERING AA LEAFLETS |
| (from http://uk.news.yahoo.com - 24 September 2009) |
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| A Frenchman was arrested for drunk driving after taking his car to a police station to distribute Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlets there, police said Wednesday. Gendarmes in the eastern town of Neuf-Brisach smelt alcohol on the 56-year-old's breath when he arrived with the leaflets on Monday. They tested his blood and found it contained nearly double the permitted alcohol level. The man had a previous conviction for drunk driving, police said. Police confiscated his licence and released him after ordering him to appear in court in December, when he faces a maximum sentence of up to four years in jail and a fine of 9,000 euros (13,000 dollars). |
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| Business: Amusing Shop Names |
| (from - 11 September 2009) |
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| There are some enterprising names around for restaurants, take-aways and shops - Jamaican Me Hungry....... |
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| Odds and ends: Scientists remove the need for men! |
| (from http://www.timesonline.co.uk - 31 July 2009) |
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| Well, here are a few things they're still good for ….. followed by a selection of things women are useful for! |
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| Travel: Underground humour from our train drivers |
| (from Various - 31 July 2009) |
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| Sometimes you need humour like this to get you though the rush hour. Train drivers - we applaud you. |
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