Anne Robinson's putdowns
(from http://www.handscombes.com - 13 February 2007)
A selection of Anne Robinson's putdowns from the Weakest Link
"Who is as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike?" on an earlier "The Weakest Link
"Who has a brain only a mother would love?" on "The Weakest Link
"Who truly deserves the Domain Name ignorant.com?" on "The Weakest Link
"Who is not the sharpest pencil in the case?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who is so slow that they need to speed up to stop?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Which lamb is up for the chop?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who has an IQ that doesn't even reach into double figures?" on "The Weakest Link" (
(To a member of the team): "Indeed, Tony, we are sending you back to do what you do best - retire!" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who, alas, has delusions of adequacy?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"If brains were taxed, who'd get a refund?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's brain has failed its medical?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's as useful as a cat-flap on a submarine?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's brain cell must feel very lonely indeed?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's IQ test has come back negative?" on "The Weakest Link
"Who's brain is illegally parked?" on "The Weakest Link
"Who's brain is dead, but their body doesn't know it?" on "The Weakest Link
"Who's IQ is smaller than their shoe-size?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who is about as useless as a rubber beak on a woodpecker?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"If ignorance is bliss, who has landed in heaven?" on "The Weakest Link
"Who's only brain cell has finally died of loneliness?" on a recent "The Weakest Link (UK)".
"You obviously have no knowledge to declare!" on a recent "The Weakest Link (UK)".
"The questions are still very easy. The contestants are still very stupid!" on "The Weakest Link" (
15/01/03 (below) was a bad day. The team only managed £1,120.00! And Anne had a field day with insults!!
"Dear, oh dear, oh dear - I don't think there's a collective name for a bunch of thickies!" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who perhaps hasn't really got a grasp of the English language?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who would come third in a duel?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who is obviously denser than
"Whose intellect is on a diet?" on a recent "The Weakest Link (UK)".
"Who's got varicose brains?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's as useful as a fan heater in the desert?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's head has gone on holiday?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's more twit than wit?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who perhaps should go home and never ever venture out?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who here now would have trouble counting their legs?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who put the 'more' into moron?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who’s wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's the toothless vampire?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Is there someone here who’s had a carisma bypass perhaps?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's turning out to be thicker than a chocolate omelette?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's as much use as a bird with vertigo?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"So, in this era of digital television, who's watching the radio?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who thinks Double Gloucester is a tale of two cities?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who thinks propaganda is having a good look?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Which drip has gone down the plughole?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who thinks Plato is a friend of Mickey Mouse?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who'd win the Sweet FA Cup?" on "The Weakest Link" (
"Who's as useful as a sauna in the Sahara?" on "The Weakest Link" (
Comments
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steph: brilliant,love it.(14/03/2011)
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: this is ace :D(07/03/2011)
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Chris: I love this show! The show would be nothing without Anne Robinson. I will continue to look at this webpage to see if there are any updates. Thanks!(20/02/2011)
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Scott: To the people reading this and upset, perhaps it is because the remarks resemble you, and you are now looking into a mirror to which you have cracked. You ARE the weakest link...goodbye!(18/01/2011)
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Peter: Scripted, yes. But the lady has a tongue like a razor! Lovely challenging stuff. But not to the liking of some timid wimps, it would seem. These are probably the type of Brit who think it aggressive to have an opinion and end any expression of opinion with a question - don't they? Just to be 'inclusive' and not offend anyone!!(03/08/2010)
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Da Vid: "Who thinks that Buddha is something to put on your toast?"(10/12/2009)
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bill: i actually think Anne is sexxy as hell(20/10/2008)
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Herbert: Who skiing backwards down Mount Stupid?(22/09/2008)
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Tomerz: Ha. Brilliant.(11/08/2008)
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Rayymond: Bloody Fantastic stuff. People who don't like it should GET A Life.(21/06/2008)
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Brittany : this is hilarious iand i could use them against all my friends =D(19/05/2008)
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Arthur: NOT FUNNY!! GET A LIFE!(26/01/2008)
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John Handscombe: I am the shameless Webmaster who compiled the page that this is taken from! C'mon folks - where's your humour? Anne's not a "hateful woman" - these are obviously scripted remarks & all in fun. And there will always be more added to our Website - enjoy them!
John, www.handscombes.com(04/10/2007)
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Diana: Anne Robinson should look at herself. Hateful woman(25/08/2007)
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Lou: This is not funny.(20/08/2007)
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siobhan finn: i never stopped laughing(29/03/2007)
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Jake: v v good.(20/03/2007)
